I like laughing about myself the most
I consider myself to be the biggest contradiction of the century. The cooler I think I am, the more I realise how much of a douche bag I am. One morning I wake up and want to rule the world, the next second I take a crap and understand that I'm just full of shit. It's like plucking nosehair, it hurts as fuck but the excitement about every hair that you pull out just makes you do it over and over again.
Your two-sided cheeseburger!